I decided to completely overhaul my look, make it a little sexier and add some KA POW! to it...

Blondes have more fun, amirite? I thought I looked a bit like a cross between Laura Dern and Gumby... a SEXY cross, that is.
Some of you might be scoffing, turning your expensive, fancy skin & shaped noses at my ensemble. I know you fashion hipsters, in your hats and your glasses well-made duds from Pig. To you I say, "a picture says a thousand words"....

Oops! I mean...

Oooooh yeeeah...
Ah ha! Da ladies know what they like- follow my blog and you'll be tackled in clubs in no time flat!
However- whether or not you follow my exquisite taste, in the end it's all about being around ace people and who you are inside. You and your buds can look like a group of rogue freaks escaped from a gender-confused freak show while dancing in a swank joint like The Vault, but if you're having fun...

... even in horrifying manshapes and blang blang shoes... you will rock it.
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